people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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