I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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