I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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