i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I will pee on everything he values.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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