doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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