soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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