For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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