i'm signing you up for texting rehab
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Randomize
