i already hear my dad disowning me
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
