it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Sacagawea was the original milf.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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