I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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