I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm getting married
To pizza
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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