Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
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