No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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