Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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