I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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