Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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