I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
don't judge my taste in strippers
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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