I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he shaved USA in his pubs
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
