you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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