Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Enjoy the penises
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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