Umm I'm too high to move.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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