Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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