girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
