dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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