I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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