If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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