I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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