I puked a lego.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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