How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
