First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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