She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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