Can Purell be used as lube?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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