Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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