I wanna bring you to show and tell
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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