Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you win again, gameday.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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