I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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