Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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