dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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