the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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