I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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