Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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