You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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