I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i out mim tonsoeep
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