Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
be right there i have to get my cape
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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