kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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