haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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