So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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