yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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