Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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