i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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