Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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