i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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