just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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