Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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